Shaveblocking Shenanigans

I have recently been blamed for not only the lack of shaving of a friend of mine, but also for his missing college. I'd like to publicly say these are FALSE accusations. I did nothing of the sort.

And besides, how could you have been a good Braveheart on Tuesday if you were all clean shaven?? Precisely. I am not responsible for it, but you're welcome for that.

Wouldnt he look better with facial hair??

Here are good reasons to have a beard